FUNNY SMS..

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko purpose.

Gift diya Red Rose..

Sherni ne kaha pahele ja apani surat aine me dekh..

Chuhe ne kaha surat pe mat ja pagli..

CONFIDENCE dekh.. 

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Jaab tum aine ke samne jaate ho to aina kahta he..

Beautyfull..

Beautyfull..

or

Jab tum aine se dur jaate ho to aina kahta he..

Aprelfull..

Aprellfull..

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Gujarati kaka tour nu puchva gaya..

Lady told Rs 2000 ane jamvanu tamara upar..

kaka: jamvanu bhale amara par.

pan ratna suvanu to tamara par ne..???

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Jale huve tost or pregnet girlfriend me kya similarity he??
dono ko dekh kar afsos hota heki..
KASH 1 MINIT PAHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA..
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Suhag rat ko pati ne patni se pucha - kya mehsus karti ho ??
Patni: ab tak RECHARGE karwati thi.
aaj se LIFETIME ho gaya.
ab zindgibhar INCOMING FREEEE...